HelLena Handbasket

Posted on April 13, 2025 in .

Derby Nickname: Hell-Lena Start Year: July 2023 Significance of Number: This is my age when I first started playing… WTF?!? Favorite Skating and/or officiating Position: Jammer What’s your favorite food? Brownies What’s your pre-game song? TANK GIRL – Girl U Want (#Devo) Why Derby? One must try everything in life.. Really…

Riven Mayhem

Posted on April 13, 2025 in .

Derby Nickname: Riven Start Year: March 2024 Significance of Number: Riven is a boss in the Last Wish Raid in Destiny 2, and my personal favorite boss. 312 is the Chicago area code, which is the place I’ve lived the longest! Favorite Skating and/or officiating Position: Blocker What’s your favorite food? Blueberries What’s your pre-game… Read More

Rainbow Rex

Posted on April 13, 2025 in .

Derby Nickname: Rex Start Year: April 2023 Significance of Number: Because Jurassic Park is life and dinosaurs are cool! Plus, I’m queer so obviously rainbows! Favorite Skating and/or officiating Position: Pivot? What’s your favorite food? That depends on where the dopamine takes me! What’s your pre-game song? Dancing like nobody is watching… even though they… Read More

Puff Puff Passt Ya

Posted on April 13, 2025 in .

Derby Nickname: Puff Start Year: August 2023 Significance of Number: Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ indo, sippin’ on gin and juice…’ – Snoop Dogg said it, I just live it. Favorite Skating and/or officiating Position: So far, I’m digging jamming What’s your favorite food? Stuffed Sopapillas What’s your pre-game song? “I wanna see some ass”… Read More